Barclay’s bank has awarded the appropriately named
Rich Ricci, its investment banking chief, a shares bonus of £17.5 million which
he can cash instantly and choose, if he wishes, to use to purchase further racehorses
for his string. Yes, this is the same
Barclay’s that was fined heavily for the Libor scandal. The news was released
on budget day prompting the accusation that Barclay’s were burying bad
news. Never mind, Mr Ricci may be
comforted after the string of abuse and criticism that will surely come his way by the
thought that, thanks to that nice Mr ‘we’re all in it together’ Cameron and his
reduced top rate of tax, he will also receive an additional £27K on his salary.
Saturday 23 March 2013
Wednesday 20 March 2013
WHO TOOK THE 'P' FROM PINT
The budget
has been presented and only the sound of deckchairs scraping on decks was heard,
but one gleam of light was the penny off the price of a pint of beer. That does however mean that you have to drink
a hundred pints to save a pound. Ah well.
That’s going to be tough, but someone’s got to do it
Monday 18 March 2013
OH, ISLAND IN THE S***
So
the EU has developed another whizzo scheme to part citizens from their hard earned
money, this time in Cyprus. The money
that the good people of Cyprus have deposited in the Cyprus banks will be taxed
(or stolen, as it is more correctly known) at a rate of up to 10%. The EU and IMF have demanded the levy in
return for a 10bn-euro (£8.6bn) bank bailout. This is essential so that
bankers can receive their bonuses, the politicians get their inflated salaries
and perks and the European “train de sauce au jus de viande” keeps rolling
Saturday 9 March 2013
MIRROR, MIRROR
Nick Clegg
has admitted that the Lib Dems must take a “long, hard look in the mirror”. You bet.
Look in the mirror to make sure that Lord Rennard isn’t creeping up
behind you, ready to grope your knees.
Thursday 7 March 2013
BYE BYE BAMBI
A cull of
the growing population of deer in the UK has been called for by the University
of East Anglia backed by TV presenter and naturalist Chris Packman. There are now more than 1.5 million of the
animals in the UK. They cause road accidents and destroy the environment and it
is estimated that a 60% reduction in numbers is needed
There are
now over 63 million people in the UK, a rise of over 4 million in 10 years. They cause road accidents and destroy the
environment. Over to you Mr Packman
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