Thursday 23 May 2013

FRIED CHICKENGATE


We’re at it again, concentrating on the trivia of life and ignoring the big issues.  Sergio Garcia has committed the heinous and unforgivable crime of suggesting that he would invite Tiger Woods to dinner and serve fried chicken.  I can hear the sighs of horror…… fried chicken. There are demands that Garcia be sacked, banned from golf or hung drawn and quartered for this outrageous behaviour. Thank heavens there is nothing more important happening such as homicidal religious maniacs wandering the streets, the financial backbone of the western world collapsing or global warming altering our weather patterns.  Honestly…..fried chicken.