THIS WON'T HURT ....POSSIBLY

Physiotherapists in Rushliffe, Nottinghamshire, have been told not to use manipulation or touch patients in future, but to talk to them instead. This will reduce waiting lists and allow more patients to be seen.  Following the success of this creative and innovative approach, ambulance crews won’t take the injured to hospital, police will not apprehend criminals and orthopaedic surgeons will no longer set bones.   The Inland Revenue and traffic wardens will, of course, operate as usual.