Tuesday 30 October 2012

ALLO, ALLO, ALLO.


The Metropolitan Police are considering selling off the New Scotland Yard building, famous for  its revolving sign.  This is so that they can meet the governments cost cutting targets. They are also to cut the number of police station front counters in the London area. These are the locations where the ordinary citizen contacts the police to inform them of criminal wrongdoings and this will have the additional benefit of reducing the number of reported crimes.
  Amid all of this cost-cutting furore, the Met. is to investigate Mark Clattenburg, the FA referee, for the unspeakable crime of calling Chelsea players nasty names. I may be wrong, but I can see opportunities for further cost savings.

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