Joey
Barton appears to have been struck down with a bad attack of ‘Franglais’ of
which René of ‘Allo, Allo’ would have been proud. In an interview he responded in English but with
a strong French accent. Joey, I will say
this only once. Non!
Where will
it all end? The police are to be called
in every time someone is called a nasty name and resignations are demanded, and
obtained, for using such heinous utterances as ‘pleb’, while the banks dream up
new whizzo schemes to part the citizen from his hard earned cash and the
utility companies allegedly fiddle commodity prices to boost their profits at
our expense.Thank heavens there are
things that we can still rely on such as the Royal family, the Pound Sterling
and the dear old BBC.
So
Philip Schofield has outed suspected paedophiles by presenting the Prime
Minister with a list of paedos following minutes of extensive research on the
internet. The matter was made worse when
the cameras ‘accidently’ caught sight of the list. I think that you should leave the intellectual
stuff to ‘Gordon the Gopher’ in future, Philip. One of the names on the Pervertfinder General’s
list was that of Lord Alistair McAlpine, who has been able to effectively refute
the accusations and has already briefed his lawyers. The brown smelly stuff as definitely hit the
round whirly thing and irresponsible tweeters and malicious accusers are about
to get covered
