THE TWITS IN TWITTER

So Philip Schofield has outed suspected paedophiles by presenting the Prime Minister with a list of paedos following minutes of extensive research on the internet.  The matter was made worse when the cameras ‘accidently’ caught sight of the list.  I think that you should leave the intellectual stuff to ‘Gordon the Gopher’ in future, Philip.   One of the names on the Pervertfinder General’s list was that of Lord Alistair McAlpine, who has been able to effectively refute the accusations and has already briefed his lawyers.  The brown smelly stuff as definitely hit the round whirly thing and irresponsible tweeters and malicious accusers are about to get covered

HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN.

It appears to be the open season for debunking heroes, mostly through the medium of the national press.  A thousand page dossier from the US Anti-doping agency claims to show that Lance Armstrong, the multi-Tour de France winner and cancer survivor, was a sophisticated drug treat and that Sir Jimmy Saville, the lovable TV personality and charity worker, a predatory paedophile. In both cases the legal process has yet to be conducted and there are still unanswered questions to be addressed, such as why Armstrong passed a hundred percent of his drug tests and why there were no complaints against Saville during his lifetime.  It would appear that Jim managed to fix that.