IT'S OVER OUR HEADS

In a brilliant move to reduce the defence budget, the military brass hats are saving the cost of missile carriers by installing surface to air missiles on peoples’ roofs .  The trial period for this exercise will be during the Olympics.  Apparently, residents receive notices through their doors outlining the intention, followed by a group of squaddies with large crates a couple of days later. Under the next extension of this innovative scheme, nuclear submarines are to be stationed in private outdoor swimming pools.   Who says ‘military intelligence’ is an oxymoron.