Friday 28 September 2012
Monday 24 September 2012
FOUR LETTER WORD
The police log of the Andrew Mitchell “pleb” incident has been published in full in The Daily Telegraph. The question is not whether Mr Mitchell swore at the officer or used the word “pleb” but far more important is how the confidential police records came into the hands of the press.
Saturday 22 September 2012
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
If you abuse
a policemen by allegedly calling him a “pleb” your resignation is demanded, if
you make a racial slur against an opponent on the football field you are
suspended for several matches and if you participate in homophobic chanting as
part of a crowd your club receives a heavy fine. However, if you deliberately produce a tacky
film that insults millions of members of one of the world’s major religions, leading to mayhem and death, you get nothing. Obviously only some speech
is free.
MY GOVE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT ....
It is part of the human condition that
we can only see the problems with a current system and the advantages of a
proposed new system. Enter Michael Gove
with his English Baccalaureate Certificate or “Gove levels” with a single end
of course exam and no course work and retakes.
Just like the old “O levels” they penalise those who do badly in the highly
artificial final exam situation, are dependent on how the student feels on a particular
day and offer nothing to the less academic.
What is not generally realised is that they also have a hidden form of
selection in that only students who can spell “English Baccalaureate
Certificate” will be allowed to participate.
Saturday 15 September 2012
RIGHTEOUS ANGER
Violent
protests have swept the Muslim world amid widespread anger over a film produced
in the USA. The film, a cheap, poorly acted, inflammatory, offensive piece of tat was released on YouTube, where it would have wallowed in
obscurity, had attention not been drawn to it by the Islamic response. Angry Muslim extremists complain that the
film dishonours the prophet and shows his followers as bloodthirsty and
murderous. The uprisings mounted against this wicked slander have resulted in
the deaths of over a dozen people, including US
ambassador in Benghazi, Chris Stevens.
QED.
Wednesday 12 September 2012
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough disaster report has been published today and it is not
happy reading for the authorities. Like many others, I have criticised the
representatives of the victims for their 23 years of non-acceptance of the official
version of events. They were right and I
was wrong! I am truly sorry. Not that
that is of any importance to those involved..
Although the report is one and a half
inches thick, within minutes of publication, analysts were able to comment on
its content.
However, it would appear that the following information is correct:
· The Hillsborough ground was unsafe and did not have a safety certificate.
· The cause of the problem was not drunkenness, or fans without tickets,
as alleged by the police, but failure of policing. People are human, even
policemen, and mistakes can occur….that is not the crime.
· Police and Ambulance service records were altered to support this claim
(
that is a crime!)
· Victims were written off and allowed to die, when clinical information
showed they could have survived. ( that would appear to be clinical negligence).
· Attempts were made to vilify the supporters. Blood samples were taken from the dead for
alcohol analysis, including from a ten year old boy. (that is sick)
The Sun, an alleged newspaper, issued a condemnation of the Liverpool fans
the following day, based on unsupported evidence, under the heading “The Truth”.
( that is “The Sun”)
The old Soviet
Union would have approved of the cover-up and the rewriting of history, and as
for the Sun, Pravda, the official newspaper of the Soviet Communist party, noted
for its manipulation of the facts, would have been proud of you. By the way, “Pravda” in Russian means “The Truth”.
I thought that we lived in
a democracy, with a free, elected and open government. Another vodka, Demetre?
A HORSE, A HORSE ...
- Archaeologists, digging in a car park in Leicester, have unearthed human remains, possibly those of Richard IIIrd. The investigators said that they were following a hunch, but should the DNA analysis prove negative, it will lead to discontent this winter.
Tuesday 11 September 2012
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES
Glenys Stacey, the head of Ofqual, has admitted that she applied pressure to to one of England's biggest exam boards Edexcel to alter its GCSE English boundaries to avoid grade inflation. This was done in order to maintain standards in English examinations. A spokesperson for Ofqual reportedly stated “We gotta keep up gud standards, evry year,innit!”
LORD ABOVE!
Now that the
Olympic and Paralympic Games are over and have been an outstanding success, the
talk is of honours for the athletes involved.
But what of the organisers and in particular Lord Coe, who has headed up
the whole enterprise, and where do you
go if you already are a Lord? I can now exclusively
reveal that Lord Coe is to be promoted to "God". This honour will convey upon him the powers
of omnipotence and omnipresence but will mean that he has to avoid Richard
Dawkins, who will be determined to prove
that he doesn’t exist.
Friday 7 September 2012
ALL CHANGE
Shortly
after returning from the Summer hols, David Cameron has undertaken a reshuffle
of his cabinet. Why a reshuffle I hear
you cry, why not just a shuffle? One shuffle is not enough, it has to be an
iterative process, as more and more potential candidates turn down job offers. To
give but a few examples, indicating the quality of this whole exercise, Jeremy Hunt has taken over the Health portfolio following his previous success of hanging on to his job by the skin of
his teeth, Grant Shapps, whoever he is, becomes co-chairman of the Tory Party
and Ken Clarke, one of the few Tories with real experience and gravitas, is put
in charge of nothing in particular.
Goves keeps Education which should portend the end of civilisation as we
know it. The whole sad enterprise has
been likened to rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic. Wrong!
Deckchairs do have a use.
Saturday 1 September 2012
YOUR STARTER FOR TEN
The
Paralympics are upon us, where the lame, deformed, damaged and mentally
challenged perform heroic sporting feats …… but why restrict this concept to sporting
events? Why not have Para quiz shows? Several leap to mind. ‘Just a Minute’ for stammerers, ‘Countdown’
for sufferers of dyslexia or dyscalculia and ‘Ready, Steady Cook’ for ageusia
sufferers ….. although on second thoughts in the case of ‘Ready, Steady,Cook’
ageusia may be regarded as an advantage.
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