Tuesday 11 September 2012

LORD ABOVE!


Now that the Olympic and Paralympic Games are over and have been an outstanding success, the talk is of honours for the athletes involved.  But what of the organisers and in particular Lord Coe, who has headed up the whole enterprise, and where do you go if you already are a Lord?  I can now exclusively reveal that Lord Coe is  to be promoted to "God".  This honour will convey upon him the powers of omnipotence and omnipresence but will mean that he has to avoid Richard Dawkins, who will be determined to prove that he doesn’t exist.

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