CAPITAL IDEA

Boris Johnson has been re-elected Mayor of London, narrowly beating Ken Livingston into second place by 3% on second preference votes. The bouffant-haired buffoon now has a further four years to bring his own brand of amiable anarchy to the capital.  Mr Cameron please note, you don’t have to be a posh, rich, ex public school and an Oxbridge graduate to succeed…hang on a minute, maybe that’s not quite correct.  Meanwhile UKIP, has played a blinder, pre-spoiling its own ballot papers by including the wrong party name.  Brilliant !