FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

So it’s all over for another four years.  England depart the European championships, knocked out once again in a penalty shootout.  Is in not surprising that these highly paid, superfit, intensively trained athletes can’t hit a target twenty four feet wide and eight feet high?.  Couldn’t hit a barn door  …… but it is actually the size of eight barn doors side by side.  Ah well, at least we can revert to the two syllable version of our country's name instead of three syllable Eng..er..land so beloved by the chanting hoards.